What's the lesser of two evils: Body odor or bad breath?

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When I consider the effort that has to go into remedying the situation, I have to go with bad breath because it takes approximately a couple of tablespoons of mouthwash and a couple of minutes to eradicate all but the most ferocious bad breath. However, body odor would require a full shower/bath and complete change of clothing at the very least.

Next week’s shirt might be a poncho.

because we’ve been having SO MUCH rain. I’m all for proper irrigation, but this is getting ridiculous. I’ll settle for a sweater with a shape for now.